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I changed the tags of my mother’s herb jars. She hasn’t noticed it yet…

But the thyme is cumin

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– What is the best reason to live in Switzerland?
– I don't know.
– I don't know either but the flag is a big plus!

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It sucks when I read read as read and not read, so I have to re-read read as read so I can read read correctly and it can make sense…

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I asked my girlfriend to describe me in 5 words. She said I'm mature, I'm moral, I'm pure, I'm polite and I'm perfect! Then she added that I…

…also had a fundamental lack of understanding about apostrophes and spaces…

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– What is a dog's favorite pizza?
– Puperoni.

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We just bought our new dream house and as I was showing our daughter around for the first time, she asked excitedly, „What's upstairs!?”
I chuckled and replied, „Awwwww sweetie…. Stairs don't talk!”

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