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6 year old kid looking at Mom's ID card.

SEX: F

He laughs.

Mom: What's so funny?

Kid: I cant' believe you're so bad at sex that you failed in it.

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An Englishman, a Scottish man, and an Irish man all walk into a pub with their wives.
They all sit down and order a cup of tea.

The Englishman looks to his wife and says “could you pass the honey, honey?”

The Scottish man thinks to himself how clever that was, then turns to his wife and says “could you pass the sugar, sugar?”

The Irish man – not wanting to be out witted by the other two men – looks over at his wife and says “Could you pass me the milk ye fucking cow?”

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– How would you like your remains to be handled after you die?
– Scattered in Disneyland. Also: I don't want to be cremated!

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The word queue is just a Q followed by 4 silent letters.

The fact that Kansas and Arkansas are pronounced differently bothers me more than is should.

Is the S or C in scent silent?

Pronouncing words that end in 'ough'. Cough, bough, rough, dough, through, though.

Why does my nose run and my feet smell?

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Tinder is for rookies!

Go to Facebook Marketplace, and search for wedding dresses. It'll show you recently divorced females in your area. From there, you can filter by size!

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What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?

Micro trans-action.

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ezt picit nehéz megérteni, bocs :D

There was a bad zoo with only one animal. A dog.

It was a shih tzu.

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