Troubles ​and Treats (Chocolate Lovers 3.) 4 csillagozás

Tara Sivec: Troubles and Treats Tara Sivec: Troubles and Treats

Drew and Jenny have spent years being the envy of their friends with their out of control sex lives – well, not really. Mostly it makes their friends want to throw up in their mouths a little.

With two little kids and two busy lives, for the first time, Drew and Jenny aren't on the same page in the bedroom. Drew will stop at nothing to get his previously amorous wife back in the sack, and Jenny will do anything for a full night of sleep.

Carter and Claire, and Jim and Liz are their usual (un)helpful selves and are full of advice for the discontented duo, wanting nothing more than to help restore order to the usually happy couple's lives.

In the third and final installment of the Chocolate Lovers Series, will Drew and Jenny find the spark that's been missing in their marriage, or will the trouble they're having cause a stickier situation than the time Jenny poured honey all over Drew and he fused himself to a tree?

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ISBN: 9781301954193

Enciklopédia 3

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Drew Parritt · Jim Gilmore · Jenny Parritt


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Tara Sivec: Troubles and Treats

Jó volt,bár azért Drew néha már kicsit sok volt.:) De azért itt se maradt el a hangos röhögés. :DD


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Folks, never, I repeat, NEVER, yank your wank with shampoo. It may sound like a good idea at the time; it may even FEEL like a good idea at the time. Just give it a few minutes and then your dick will turn into the fiery pits of hell. It will burn like Satan himself is breathing his fire breath on your Willy Wonka. Oh, and it will also feel like someone is chewing on your dick. With razor blades for teeth.

Kapcsolódó szócikkek: Drew Parritt
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“No hablo SEX! Billy bad! Me want!” I complain, stomping my foot for real this time.

“Drew! What the hell is wrong with you tonight?” Jenny whispers loudly.

MY PENIS IS DYING AND MY EYES ARE BLEEDING!That’s what’s wrong with me, woman!

Kapcsolódó szócikkek: Drew Parritt · Jenny Parritt
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“The past few times Carter and I have gone out, we always wind up at the grocery store at the end of the night so I can go to the deli counter and order five pounds of ham.”

Jenny laughed and wiped her mouth on a napkin. “Why would you order five pounds of ham?” she asked.

“Well, I’ve only heard this story from Carter so I’m not absolutely sure it’s true since I have no recollection of the events. But according to him, I always buy ham and then walk down the sidewalk tossing ham at people, calling myself the Meat Fairy.”

Kapcsolódó szócikkek: Drew Parritt · Jenny Parritt
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I know Billy’s pregnancy was a lot harder on her than Veronica’s. She'd been sick a lot, and Veronica was in the middle of the Rotten-Horrific-Appalling-Terrifying-Twos. No, I’m not joking. Fuck the Terrible Twos. I half expected our sweet little daughter to cut off our heads while we slept at night and feed our bodies to rabid dogs while overdosing on ring pops and Lucky Charms.

Kapcsolódó szócikkek: Drew Parritt
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“That cat is a sweetheart. You threw her into a pile of snow. What did you expect her to do?” I ask as I make my way up the stairs and Drew trails behind me, shushing me as we go.

“We need to stop talking about her. She’s probably listening and plotting our deaths. I bet she knows thirty-five ways to kill us and make it look like an accident. They’ll find our bloody corpses, and she’ll just be sitting there, looking up at them with those big, cute Puss and Boots eyes but no one will think she’s coming to do the Devil's bidding,” Drew whispers as we walk into our room.

Kapcsolódó szócikkek: Drew Parritt · Jenny Parritt
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“In ten years I’ll be twenty. I’ll be able to carry a gun and pistol whip Drew,” Gavin says.

“You can’t carry a gun at twenty! And anyway, I will still be bigger than you in ten years, kid,” Drew argues.

“Yeah, but you’ll be old. And you’ll probably need a walker and someone to change your poopy diaper,” Gavin argues back.

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“Do you, Jenny, take Drew to be your-”

“OH MY GOD!OH YES, YES, YES! OH JESUS YES!”

“Well, alright then. I think that means I can now pronounce you husband and-”

“KEEP GOING! OH GOD DON’T STOP!”

“Um, wife? Sorry, that’s all I’ve got.”

Kapcsolódó szócikkek: Jenny Parritt
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I had known the first moment that I met Jenny I would be her bitch, and I am perfectly okay with that. If I wasn’t with her, I’m pretty sure I would be in prison and belong to the dude with the most packs of smokes.

Kapcsolódó szócikkek: Drew Parritt
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“But I do care. I care about how she’s doing and how she’s feeling.”

“Yeah, okay. But I’m pretty sure at this point, you care more about how she’s feeling about your penis,” Jim says.

“True story,” I agree sadly.

“So, do not use the words: bang, anal, blow job, just the tip, or it makes him smile when you kiss it,” Jim tells me.

“What the fuck am I supposed to say then? Those are all the good ones,” I complain.

Kapcsolódó szócikkek: Drew Parritt · Jim Gilmore

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