Baking ​and Babies (Chocoholics 3.) 2 csillagozás

Tara Sivec: Baking and Babies

„I’m ​pregnant.”

Molly Gilmore had a good life before she uttered those two stupid words. While preparing to graduate from culinary school and building up the courage to make a move on her hot, sugar-cookie-smelling pastry instructor Marco, she can't wait to finally have the GREAT life she’s always dreamed about, instead of just the good one she’s been living.

Always known as the quiet ninja, she fully intends to stay hidden in the shadows with her nut-job family, so they have no chance to embarrass her around the man she's crushed on for two years. Unfortunately, her family has other plans. When they yank her straight out of her comfort zone, she finds herself starring in the craziest train wreck she's ever witnessed.

Molly ultimately gets a more exciting life that doesn't revolve around school, but she's pretty sure the man of her dreams won't be sticking around long after her family gets ahold of him. There aren't too many guys who can handle smelling… (tovább)

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226 oldal · ASIN: B015GB087W
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CreateSpace, Washington, 2015
228 oldal · puhatáblás · ISBN: 1506028322

Enciklopédia 10

Szereplők népszerűség szerint

Carter Ellis · Claire Morgan · Drew Parritt · Liz Gates · Jim Gilmore · George Morgan · Ava Gilmore · Charlotte Gilmore · Marco Desoto · Molly Gilmore


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Népszerű idézetek

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“Oes-day e-hay now-kay?” she mumbles, still shooting worried glances over my shoulder.

“Does he know?” Marco asks in confusion. “Does who know what?”

Charlotte gasps. “He knew what I said!”

“You spoke in Pig Latin, Charlotte,” I say with a roll of my eyes. “That’s not exactly a foreign language no one understands. And yes, he knows everything.”

Chapter 5 - Thug Mug

Kapcsolódó szócikkek: Charlotte Gilmore · Marco Desoto · Molly Gilmore
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“Marco.”

“POLO!” Uncle Drew screams, throwing both of his arms up in victory. “Oh, my God, this is the best day EVER!”

Kapcsolódó szócikkek: Drew Parritt · Marco Desoto
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“That is false and you know it!” Carter argues. “Eating a bag of dicks is eating a bag of dicks whether you eat ten or a hundred and ten. You’re still eating dicks!”

Jim nods, his face a mask of complete seriousness. “And if size really does matter, is this bag of dicks hot-dog-sized dicks, or cocktail-weenie dicks? Because I think I could handle a bag of cocktail weenies, no problem.”

“Of course you could, cock sucker,” Drew laughs. “We all know how much you like to gobble up those dicks. Nom, nom, nom!”

Chapter 8 - Bag Of Dicks

Kapcsolódó szócikkek: Carter Ellis · Drew Parritt · Jim Gilmore
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“There’s no way this guy wrote that thing himself. I bet the comment I made about cutting the cord from his mommy made him go running right to the poor woman and he made her type this,” I chuckle.

“His mother tries to text people using the TV remote. I doubt she’d know her way around Facebook,” Marco mutters.

Chapter 5 - Thug Mug

Kapcsolódó szócikkek: Marco Desoto · Molly Gilmore
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“That is so sweet of you to say,” Claire tells me before giving Molly a wink. “Handsome, a pastry chef, and an outstanding suck-up. Looks like you picked a good one, Molls.”

Kapcsolódó szócikkek: Claire Morgan
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Be smart, be cool. You’ve totally got this, Marco.

“You’re really pretty and young and don’t look like a grandma at all. I’m sorry I made you a grandma when you’re so young and pretty and did I mention young? It was an accident, I swear. I mean, no, not an accident because this is kind of a happy thing and an accident is usually a bad thing where people die or bleed profusely and well, I guess there will probably be blood from what I remember of those high school health class videos but I’m pretty sure no one will die unless you or your husband decide to kill me and can I just say if I go missing my family would probably notice when I didn’t show up for Sunday dinner and if I miss a Sunday dinner, my mother would find where you buried my body and dig it up just to kill me again for missing dinner. Please, please don’t kill me and then make my mother kill me again because she’ll probably use a wooden spoon to beat me and that kind of thing will take a really long time to kill me and I don’t do very well with pain and—”

Kapcsolódó szócikkek: Marco Desoto
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“I think I’m going to hyperventilate,” I tell her. “Do you think I could go to jail for insurance fraud from filling out all those medical forms when we got here? I can’t go to jail; I’d never survive. In theory I feel like I have enough balls to make someone my bitch, but I don’t know if I could actually do it. I can make an amazing sugar display, but I don’t know if that will translate well when I need to make a toothbrush shank.”

Chapter 9 - PeeHand

Kapcsolódó szócikkek: Molly Gilmore
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“It’s like you don’t even love me!” she wails, her little hands reigning hellfire against my forearms while I shield my face. “I went through thirty-seven hours of labor with you, and I had to find out from a stranger!”

Not knowing what else to do, I start whipping my own hands against hers until we’re having the world’s most pathetic slap fight in the middle of her kitchen.

“It was two hours of labor and you got an epidural after the first contraction!” I remind her, our hands still smacking rapidly together.

Titillating Tube Socks

Kapcsolódó szócikkek: Marco Desoto
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“Care to tell me how Sue lost her hearing since you were a little vague on the phone yesterday?” Aunt Claire asks her dad.

“Eh, I let off a couple M-80’s in the backyard and she was standing too close,” he says with a shrug.

“Why in the hell were you lighting M-80’s in your backyard?” Aunt Claire furrows her brow in dismay.

“That’s the dumbest question you’ve ever asked me,” Grandpa George mutters, shaking his head. “I found them in a box in the garage. One does not just leave M-80’s in a box when they find them. Have I taught you nothing?”

Kapcsolódó szócikkek: Claire Morgan · George Morgan
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It would be great if I could say that my girlfriend’s father didn’t walk in on me two minutes later sitting at his wife’s make-up table with the bright lights lining the mirror highlighting my dick in one hand while I held my cell phone pointed down at it in another, staring at a framed photo of his wife which I swear was a total accident, but that would be a lie.

Kapcsolódó szócikkek: Marco Desoto

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