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An Orks short story
Mike Brooks: Where Dere's Da Warp Dere's A Way

On board an Adeptus Mechanicus vessel, Ufthak of the Bad Moons seeks his prize no matter what challenges stand in his way.

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Discover a tale in equal parts savage and hilarious as Mike Brooks turns his hand to the sinister antics of the greenskins.

THE STORY
Ufthak Snazzhammer of the Bad Moon clan serves under the mighty warboss known as Da Meklord. But Ufthak is an ork with ambition – and when the clan seizes the chance to board a vessel belonging to the Adeptus Mechanicus in search of valuable plunder, he sees an opportunity to prove himself and rise to greatness. Many challenges lie in Ufthak's way, but he's not going to let them get to him. Destiny awaits…

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Black Library, Nottingham, 2020
28 oldal · ASIN: B085NWWNCX

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Szereplők népszerűség szerint

Ufthak Blackhawk / Feketesólyom Ufthak · Da Boffin / A Bütykölőss · Dok Drozfang / Rézfog Doki · Badgit Snazzhammer / Galád Flancpöröly


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Mike Brooks: Where Dere's Da Warp Dere's A Way

Feketehéja Ufthak, a Rossz Hold klán harcosa és a határozottan a második legnagyobb ork F*szapöröly Badgit(*) bandájában. A főnök arról kapta nevét, hogy van egy bazinagy pörölye, és egy csapással letaglózta vele az ellenség hadfőnökét. Ufthak saját szemivel látta, hogy zúzza be vele egy harckocsi páncélját. Ha ez nem f*sza, akkor mi az?

Erős akarat gyalul s arat – szólla mondás. Naszóval ez az orkbagázs átruccan egy Ágyeptus Mekkanikus csanakra, hogy begyűcse a tek-cuccokat rólla. Szokás szerint a zembörkék hiába dacolnak velük, csakám most egy benga bádogcsávó is vót a hajón, benga markolókarmokkal mindkét karján és benga koponyalyuggató nehézágyúval a vállán. Mit mond erre az a zakkant Rőtfog Mogrot? „Na, ez tisztes harc lesz!” A többiek meg húztak onnan a búsba. (Nemám elszalattak, csak sztratédzsikus visszavonulót fújtak. link) És igazuk vót. Beletellett pár pocsék tervbe és orkvégtagba, mire elbántak vele. link

Nade nem regélem tovább, hagyok nektek is koncot! Olvassátok, nyavajások!

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‘Dat wasn’t runnin’,’ he declared firmly. ‘Dat was a… strateejik wivdrawal.’

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Next to Ufthak, Deffrow had lost his choppa – probably stuck in the ribcage of a dead humie somewhere – and so was using the next best thing: a stikkbomb. He battered one humie aside into the path of Dok Drozfang, who carved it apart with the power klaw he called Da Surjun, broke the skull of another, then wound up and took a swing at a third–

Kapcsolódó szócikkek: Dok Drozfang / Rézfog Doki
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‘Dok,’ Ufthak managed, although it was surprisingly hard to speak. ‘I can’t feel me legs.’
‘Well, dere’s a reason for dat,’ the dok shrugged. ‘Look down.’
Ufthak managed to do as Drozfang suggested. For a moment, he couldn’t work out what he was seeing. Then he realised that it was what he wasn’t seeing that was the issue.
‘Where’s me legs?’
‘One’s over dere,’ Drozfang said, pointing out of Ufthak’s view. ‘Not too sure about da uvver one. Or yer arms, ta be honest.’

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’Who are we?’
‘SNAZZHAMMER’S MOB!’ the assembled mass of orks bellowed, Ufthak amongst them.
‘Are we da biggest?’
‘YES!’
‘Are we da baddest!’
‘YES!’
‘Are we da shootiest?’
‘YES!’ the mob yelled, and everyone waved their shootas, which were almost all kustom jobs with extra dakka. No one pulled their trigger yet, though, which was good: Ufthak had once been in an ’Ullbreaker where some git with a kannon had managed to crack the flyboyz’ seeing-window, and it turned out there was a reason why these things weren’t open-topped.

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In his right hand he carried the massive weapon that had given him his second name: a metal shaft the height of a humie with its legs still attached, with a hammer on one side of the head and a choppa blade on the other. The entire head could be engulfed in a crackling power field with one flick of Snazz­hammer’s clawed thumb, and Ufthak had seen the boss smash right through a humie tank with it.
The boyz ducked their heads, grabbed their own shootas and tried to avoid the boss’ eye. No one wanted to end up like that tank.

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Ufthak frowned. ‘Is dat good?’

‘Course it’s good!’ Da Boffin scoffed. ‘S’got a lot of fingies, syllables, innit? Like, “grot” is bad, but “Wazbom Blastajet” is good.’

Kapcsolódó szócikkek: Da Boffin / A Bütykölőss

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