Roderick Waites személy

Sometimes adulting just sucks.

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This week, when God closes a door, he also engages the deadbolt.

If I ever get this man into bed, I’m going to make him blush everywhere.

“You could have asked,” Roderick says under his breath, […]
Yeah, I could have. But talking to you is like crossing a bed of hot lava.

Vigyázat! Felnőtt tartalom.

“Cooking is like breathing to me. It’s the only thing I’ve ever learned how to do more quickly than other people seem to.”
That, and blowjobs.

“Always cook a chicken hot and fast,” he says with a chuckle. “What’s good for sex is also good for roasting chicken.”
Now my neck and face are on fire.

„Roddy, I know that cold fermentation is one of your favorite tricks. But I'm not sure your phone could benefit from any time in the refrigerator.” He sits down on the sofa at a respectful distance away from me and hands over the phone with a smile.
„Oh, my phone and I just needed some time apart,” I explain.