David Charleston személy
Idézetek
– Ne csinálj hülyeséget!
– Ne aggódj! – suttogtam a vonalba. – Profi vagyok hülyeségből.
– Micsoda?
– Mármint… messziről kilövöm a hülyeséget, mert olyan jól ismerem. Ahogyan a szellemirtó a szellemek búvóhelyét. Olyan vagyok én is. Hülyeségirtó.
– Ne mondd ki többé ezt a szót! – sóhajtott fel a Prof.
He shrugged and chewed his last bit of hot dog. He grimaced. “I do not think I can forgive you for that, David. It was terrible. Tastes should complement one another, not hold all out war with one another.”
“You finished it.”
“I did not wish to be impolite.” He grimaced again. “Truly awful.”
“David, he’s multiplying. There are hundreds of him, running for you.”
“It’s okay. I’m a rhinoceros astronaut.”
She was silent a moment. “Oh, sparks. You’re going delusional.”
“No, no. I mean, I’m surprising. I’ll surprise him. What’s the most surprising thing you can think of? Bet it’s a rhinoceros astronaut.”
“I wanna kiss you!” I shouted. “Like the wind kisses the ra-i-ain!”
I belted out the song as loudly as I could. Tia had played it earlier, and I knew the words, though I’d been too distracted by the whole getting-strangled-then-getting-shot thing to listen closely.
I’d heard it as a child, played time and time again on the radio until I and pretty much everyone else got sick of it.