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Claire Morgan személy

Tara Sivec: Seduction and Snacks
Tara Sivec: Futures and Frosting
Tara Sivec: Love and Lists
Tara Sivec: Hearts and Llamas
Tara Sivec: Tattoos and TaTas
Tara Sivec: Csábítások és csemegék
Tara Sivec: Életek és édességek
Tara Sivec: Baking and Babies
Tara Sivec: Nyűgök és nyalánkságok

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Any moment now they were all going to join hands and sing Kumbaya to my vagina—my poor, unloved vagina that never knew the pulsating touch of a rubber penis. I'm sorry vagina, I should have taken better care of you, I guess.

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bankicsniki

“He works the nightshift, dad. We’ve been over this already. One more comment out of you and I’m changing your Facebook status to “I love penis.”

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bankicsniki

„Liz. the Fosters have a daughter.”
"Patty plays softball and can bench press two hundred and fifty pounds. Her dick is probably bigger than this guy's,"she said hooking her thumb towards Drew.
"Heeeeey,"Drew said defensively.
„Sorry, big guy. I'm sure you have a very nice dick.”
„Well, thank you. How about you and I…”
„Don't even finish that sentence,(…). I saw you sneak into the women's bathroom to fuck Jerky Jade not more than twenty minutes ago. Are you seriously flirting with me right now?”
„Jerky Jade? I thought her name was Alison.”
„You're such a man whore. Her name is Jade. She always smells like beef jerky so we call her Jerky Jade. And you stuck it to her. You stuck your penis in her meaty vagina.”

Kapcsolódó szócikkek: Claire Morgan · Drew Parritt · Liz Gates
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bankicsniki

Vigyázat! Felnőtt tartalom.

I ignored three calls from Liz throughout the day and one from my dad. Liz's voicemails weren't suprising.
„Stop being a dick. Call me.”
„Did you pull the stick out of your ass yet?”
„…..OH YES!Harder Jim! Oh fuck yes…”
That bitch actually butt-dialed me while she had sex with Jim.
May dad's voicemail showed just how concerned he was for my well-being.
„Did I leave my Budweiser hat at your house last week?”

Kapcsolódó szócikkek: Claire Morgan · George Morgan · Jim Gilmore · Liz Gates
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DarknessAngel

Szegény, oktondi kis Liz! Gyorsan rá fog jönni, hogy mi a helyzet, amikor élete legfontosabb napján ott áll majd az oltár elõtt, a fiam pedig teljes sebességgel rohan feléje, miközben a gyūrūs párnát hozzávágja a nagyi fejéhez, és Jim bácsikájának azt kiabálja, hogy "Te vén szar!”

372. oldal

Kapcsolódó szócikkek: Claire Morgan
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DarknessAngel

Találkoztam egy fiúval egy fõiskolai bulin, megvertem sörpongban, aztán hagytam, hogy elvegye a szüzességemet, és cserébe kaptam tõle egy gyereket. Nem volt valami jó üzlet, de a világ minden kincséért sem csinálnám vissza.

373. oldal

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Hirdetés
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Cicu

I swear, in my head I could hear the penis talking.

„Aaarrrggg, ahoy me matey, thars a great grand vagina over yonder.”

Penises talk like pirates when I'm drunk. Probably because Liz calls them one-eyed snakes. And pirates wear patches and only have one eye and…holy shit, Captain Hookpenis was coming closer.

I should probably focus.

Kapcsolódó szócikkek: Claire Morgan
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Cicu

„Your friends, Mommy. The ones who maded you sick,” he said in a voice that clearly screamed, „Duh.”

I wrapped my arms around his little body and shook my head at him. „I have no idea what you're talking about, buddy.”

He let out an exasperated sigh. Poor kid. He got stuck with a dumb mother.

„Papa says your friends Johnny, Jack and Jose maded you sick. Friends shouldn't do stuff like that, Mommy. If Luke maded me sick, I'd punch him in he nuts!”

„Gavin! Come on, we don't say things like that,” I scolded him.

„Fine,” he huffed. „I'd tickle him in the nuts.”

Jesus Christ on a waffle cone. There's a reason why some animals in the wild eat their young.

Kapcsolódó szócikkek: Claire Morgan · Gavin Morgan
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Cicu

„I know we wondered last night if he just didn't recognize you because he was drunker than Mel Gibson when he called his wife a pig in heat, but I think it's safe to say, he really doesn't remember who you are. It’s time to face facts, Claire. Your vagina just isn’t that memorable.”

“Fuck you,” I mumbled.

“Not tonight dear, I’ve got a headache.”

Kapcsolódó szócikkek: Claire Morgan · Liz Gates
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Cicu

By Thursday I had tested out every single product from Liz’s magic suitcase and decided to hell with men. I was going to marry the Jack Rabbit. We were going to run away together and would be very happy making little tiny Jack Rabbit babies together. That thing was going to have to grow some arms and legs though. After a few years of being married to JR, I was not going to be able to walk anymore. JR would have to carry me to Pleasure Town.

Kapcsolódó szócikkek: Claire Morgan