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Renae Kaye

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Könyvei 7

Renae Kaye: The Blinding Light
Renae Kaye: Loving Jay
Renae Kaye: The Shearing Gun
Renae Kaye: You Are the Reason
Renae Kaye: Safe in His Arms
Renae Kaye: Don't Twunk With My Heart
Renae Kaye: The Straight Boyfriend

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zwecki>!

You’ll soon run through the whole of the seven dwarfs. You start dating and it’ll be Bashful and Happy you’re imitating. Then you start fucking the guy and you’ll turn into Sleepy. Then it’s just a matter of time before you have a fight and it’ll be Grumpy. Then the relationship will be all over and you’ll be wiser at the end of it
all, just like Doc.”
I shook my head at his convoluted thinking. “What about poor Sneezy?”
Charlie looked at me like I was dumb. “It was an analogy, dude! Work with me here. No analogy is perfect. Just like you’re no Snow White and the poor guy you’re mooning over is no Prince Charming.”

zwecki>!

“Jay?”
“Yeah?”
“I have something I need to tell you.”
The smile died on his face as he looked at me with solemn eyes. “Yeah?”
“Babe, I think I’m gay.”
He burst into laughter, almost rolling off the bed. “Liam? Guess what? I think I’m gay, too.”
I pretended to mop at the sweat on my brow. “Oh, thank goodness. Because this could’ve been really awkward if you weren’t.”

zwecki>!

“But why would you want to go on a date with me?”
Was the guy blind? Well, of course he was, but I meant was he internally blind?

zwecki>!

“Of course Liam is not gay. No son of mine will be gay.” Oh, whoops. I guess I’m not gay after all. Sorry, guys!

zwecki>!

“Come on, dude. Sit up. I have your breakfast here.”
“I’m not hungry.”
“What a pity. You’ll just have to force it down.” I’ll let you in on a little secret—I don’t do sympathy much. Whatever. Call the Sympathy Police or something.
“I don’t want it.”
I stared down at him, not that he knew. “You have two choices. Either you can sit up and eat under your own steam, or I’ll sit here and shovel it in for you. And believe me, every time you scream it’ll give me a great reason to shove a mouthful in.”

zwecki>!

People always say that men are bad communicators, so how in the hell was a gay relationship ever to survive?

zwecki>!

If you’re around I don’t even see other guys—and that’s not a blind joke.

zwecki>!

“I love you, Elliot. I’ve loved you for ages. Of course my heart is involved. I fuckin’ introduced you to my dad for heaven’s sake! Why would I do that if I didn’t love you? I punched my best friend’s brother for calling you names. I snuck around town like a fuckin’ thief just to hold you at night so you could get some sleep. I got tested and told Doc Larsen I was gay, and that was not the easiest bloody conversation in the world. I gave you a lamb to name. I’m planning on buying you a couple of fuckin’ chooks so you’ll stay. What part of that doesn’t say I love you?”
He was speechless for a moment before smiling and saying, “Chooks? Really? You’re going to buy me some chooks?”
Of course he had to pick up on the least important bit of information.

zwecki>!

Jay not talking was like snow in Perth during winter. People claimed it happened, but I’d never seen it before.

zwecki>!

He called back over his shoulder, “Make sure you clean that water off the floor too. I wouldn’t want to slip or anything. I’m blind, don’t you know?”
I looked down in chagrin at the floor and saw that I was indeed dripping soapy water all over the floorboards. Smug know-it-all. I smiled and called back, “Don’t go in the sunroom. All the furniture has been moved around so I could mop. Hang on…. With second thoughts, you should go in the sunroom. It might teach you a lesson.”
The bastard just laughed.