David Mostyn

What happened to the lovesick vampire?
He became a neck-romancer.

190. oldal

Why did the vampire take up acting?
It was in his blood.

188. oldal

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?
I don't know but it would slow him down.

190. oldal

What do you call a pretty and friendly witch?
A failure.

153. oldal

1st witch: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think that's vanity?
2nd witch: No, it's imagination.

165. oldal

What's a mosquito's favorite song?
I've Got You Under My Skin.

12. oldal

How do we know that insects have amazing brains?
Because they always know when you're having a picnic.

14. oldal

What TV program do werewolves never miss?
Fiends.

242. oldal